pickup lines/turn-down lines
HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I’d rather have the money.
HE : I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
HE : Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must’ve been given your share.
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.
HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.
HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don’t you already have one?
HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I’ve already seen it.
HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.
HE : Haven’t I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I’m a female impersonator.
HE : Hey baby, what’s your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.
HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
HE : If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
makeover
i want to makeout change myself.
I want to be a vampire!
why? havent u seen TWILIGHT yet? go see it!!!
reminder to self
come back to online world
come back hoo~~ come back hoo~ *chinese voodoo style*
ello ello L-O-V-E
yo. it has been a few weeks since exams over and done with. Me? I WAS ON VACATION!! (I WISH). I WAS BUSY LAR. 2nd SEM AND 2ND YEAR. all day face the laptop doing assignment and memorising those..urgh. scentific stuffs. cant help it, im a scientist in the making. HAHA anyway I’m slacking at home and I’m lovin it. Hey i know but what do you expect? I have a university break now till March 2009. Yeah, thats freaking 3 months! wohoo lets go to the beach and get naked.
Don’t worry, i shall survive on potato chips and be a couch potato for my anime and tvb dramas. Oh yeah feels damn good *sips on that coke*
Well, some of my friends out there are already earning $$$ while me still slacking. But, but u cant blame me! I still cant get over all the assignments and lab reports, weeks of procrastination hard work. It feels like yesterday. rushing to get assignments done, studying for exams and screwing up the papers. Ugh not to mention results is coming out tomorrow evening. dang it! DANG IT!
Oh oh oh yeah i did applied for work in Singapore but i didnt get it. Im telling you, they will regret not making use of my expertise. Should i contribute to our own country then? Heloo, i think after 2 years of trying hard to stay awake all those lectures, i must have learnt something that can help somebody (like help myself for some $$$$?) lol hmnnn…
Oh yeah after belanja Lok Chai buffet lunch today we went to watch ‘Quarantine’. It was awesome and i almost threw out everything that i ate for lunch in tht afternoon. Sashimi chicken ice kacang salmon trout cheese cake salad oyster prawns bananas to name a few. wtf. The whole movie is AWESOME. its like a freaking rollecoaster ride. Of course during the movie i got scared and almost peed in my pants and hugged my buddy beside me. urgh here comes another moment of Adrian’s Ghey Tales. Its an amateur camera movie like Cloverfield but its much better since its way less dizzy.
So..right now im blogging from Starbucks. Ill put up some pics as eye candy later. Meanwhile stick with the ugly-looking-post-with-lots-of-lost-word-with-no-pictures.
