richer :)

*looks at the post below*

my entry for the “Be the World’s Coolest Intern with Standard Chartered Bank” courtesy of StandChart and Nuffnang won me RM200!

*hugs* *kisses* XOXO

WINNERS

The 10 best written entries (in no particular order) are as below:

- Suzi Fadhilah
- Izawati Ahmad
- Gan Vin Tsen
- Chan Mun Choy <-- Yours Truly :p
- Jinni Tan
- Irene Octoviani Tan
- Yang Xiting Lynn
- Clarence Chan
- Guai Sing Chi Arevalo
- Jemimah Wei

Congratulations to other winners as well! thank you berry much to all who supported emocha.net

More exciting posts returning to emocha.net, be on the lookout!

before that, its adrianthickfaceshowofftime!

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muahaha so, who wanna date me? :P ty nuffnang!

I am the World’s Coolest Intern! (wannabe)

MY RESUME:

Personal Details

Race: Chinese
Status: Single
Age: 22
Born in 1988, November 10

Education and Qualification

2007 – 2009
Bachelor Of Science (Biotechnology)
Monash University Malaysia Sunway Campus

2006
South Australian Matriculation (SAM)
Taylor’s University College

• TER (Tertiary Entrance Level) of 95.05 with 4A’s 1B
• Ranked the top 4.95% in the world (top-scorers)

2005
Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia, SPM 9A1s 2Bs

Work experience/internship

July 2010-Current
SME Banking Alliance Bank Malaysia Berhad

Alright ALRIGHT!! I know i am NOT NEVER NO going to post my whole resume here and bore you to death although i must say it does look impressive (self-praise).

I am just going to let you see all the kinky good attitudes i have nurtured over the past 22 years of my upbringing to claim the title the world’s coolest intern!

BEHOLD!

Below are my attributes! *warning sexy pictures ahead* pictures taken randomly over the past few years.

Multi-tasker

Dont make me elaborate further..

Competitive

*watch how i trash the competitors- talk about killing 3 noobs birds with one stone*

Outgoing

Active

Work hard and nap hard!

Caring and Loving

Different

Bold and Daring

*pray* *pray* *pray*

I WANT TO BE THE WORLD’s COOLEST INTERN. i will redefine COOL for you. support me and i shall show you!<– with brimming confidence!

thank you Nuffnang, thank you Standard Chartered!

Squeckuel?

All of a sudden i’m hungry to return to my blog. a revival perhaps? after almost a year of non-blogging life?

Hmnn

pickup lines/turn-down lines

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I’d rather have the money.

HE : I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must’ve been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don’t you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I’ve already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven’t I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I’m a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what’s your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

makeover

i want to makeout change myself.

I want to be a vampire!

why? havent u seen TWILIGHT yet? go see it!!!

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