eMocha!

went to the library with full intention to study. seriously. Monash University Library is freaking cold okay. its not a library but rather a huge freezer. Maybe they want the books to last longer hahaha.

Anyway i was determined to study. Because of the coldness, i am always wearing the thick sweater. Howver much to my surprise, many girls wear very little. How THE HECK can they stand the coldness? i mean they are wearing those spaghetti and mini-shorts and skirts and all those tempting dresses. makes me really really hot(luckily its cold in the library). haha. WOW. monash girls knows how to stay sexy even when in a cold freezer like that.

my study place!

study hardd!!

However she caught my attention. She is someone i dont know. and she kept coming into my mind. Its like magnet okay. wearing spaghetti, skirt, and studying hard. This may sound wrong but you cant blame a guy like me. NO im not pervert but well, girls studying in library can be really sexy :p *aye!!!!*

sorry wont post pictures of her. its not like i have it anyway :p dun be so pervert la! haha

Unfortunately concentration is what i desperately need. and im definitely not at equilibrium!!

kenot tahan edy. shes too pretty!!

SO I WAS THINKING. how do you actually get to meet up with a girl in a library. i mean shes studying youre studying. wow imagine telling your little kids this:

SON: daddy daddy, how do you meet with mommy?

Dad: i met your mum in the library. in the whole freaking cold library she was the hottest there.

SON: wow i wanna visit the library more often then!

See? good kid! but the toughest part is how to get to know her? Of course not the classic SORRY I BUMPED INTO YOU. WHATS YOUR NUMBER thingy isnt it?

well ive thought of 10 pickup lines which is applicable to all universities libraries, public libraries, government libraries, school libraries and every library you can find. book library lar not pirated DVD library. this ought to get the girls!

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Top 10 Girl Pickup Lines In Library

10.The librarian wants to know your hp number, your name and your friendster addy. *points myself*

9. I cant seem to find this book: “DUMMIES GUIDE FOR SPEED DATING“. can you help me?

8. My house is as comfortable as this library. how bout a visit?

7. hey ill pay you 100 bucks for me to tutor you.

6. Id rather read you than all reading all the books in this world.

5. I think i can study better if you be my friend.

4. Excuse me, are you book number Q24 118 2007? Ive been looking all over for you!

3. Im afraid the sensor at the entrance will ring if i dont get your number when i walk out of that door.

2. hi, im new to this library. can you show me where are the romantic spots in this library?

1. Are you loaned/borrowed? I have my library card with me. *smiles*

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shes walking past me! act cool act cool! shes so near! which one should i do? 1? no 5? 8? 2? 3? omg omg omg

she went off!

so do you guys have any experience with this? what would the girls think if guys actually approach them in the library? irritated? is it daring or stupid for guys to do so?