Another err Dell bites the dust

And another one gone, another one(dozen) gone, another one bites the dust!

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Now, that wasnt in the agenda for the meeting. Meeting adjourned?

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If that burned a hole in the laptop, where are my limbs?

No, they werent BBQ-ing or having hot plates on their Dell laptops.

Well if you are a proud owner of a Dell laptop, you might want to stay updated with Dell’s Free Battery Replacement or rather Dell’s Battery Recall program. Until Dell engineers can say this: No, your laptop is not going to blow away the lower part of your body and yes, you can still have kids and celebrate Fathers Day, you might wanna consider the future of your fertility and not use it comfortably on top of your ‘thing’. Tips? you might wanna do a lot of research to see how the others are coping with this pre-traumatic stress of omg-my-laptop-is-gonna-blow-anytime. Get to know your laptop even before you buy one.

Suddenly im so proud of my 3-year-old Compaq. *touchwood*

4 comments so far

  1. La'enCier August 9, 2007 9:18 am

    err…explode literally. I’m sure Dell’s PRs will have a busy time now.

  2. AdrianC August 9, 2007 9:28 am

    haha imagine what that impact can do to your body! haha well better to be safe and dont use it on your lap. it would be called as Dell Tabletop instead of laptop.

  3. conancat August 9, 2007 7:54 pm

    omg @__o this is scary! must tell my dell laptop friends lor, i never knew dell got this problem! later my didi kena burnt and knt hav sex liao how??!

  4. AdrianC August 9, 2007 8:01 pm

    exactly…later didi become BBQ didi. id rather hot chick tell me “hey adrian nice didi but ur laptop sibeh ugly lar” than “hey adrian nice laptop but ewww!”

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