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this morning i woke up happily, young, single and available and was doing a bit of porn websurfing before I’d hit the threadmills.

Then i saw them near my mousepad.

ok not as scary as this one because if i really see these i would be at the corner of my house crying, not typing out a blog post.

I start killing them by squashing them by hand. I really really hate them because they are so small and yet they cause big big troubles when they bite you. That itchiness is like wtfSOSBBQlalamuimamapapa.

Thats not all. The worse is that they are like evolved into mini skunks or something. Everytime you press them to kill them, they are ABSOFREAKINGLY smelly! like skunk smelly. like unwashed armpits smelly.

Just the other day i was eating my chocolates. I swallowed it into my mouth when i taste a funny familiar taste- no not chocolate but ANTS! AND A WHOLE FREAKING LOT OF THEM.

Ants: finally after hours I see light. lets bite his stomach walls and leave him a good souvenir near the A-hole on our way out.

And then 1 or 2 of them ALWAYS have to drop dead into your water tumbler.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHH

THEY ARE LIKE ALL OVER MY MODEM TOO!

They are carrying some white stuffs which are their eggs i think. Interesting thing is that THEY dont freakin MOVE at all. NO, they are not dead because when i touch them they move an inch then stop. Its like they know im blogging about them right now and they are playing DEAD.

lets see them stop forever when i spray them with Shieldtox. muahahahaha

Guitar strings! not my G-string! ahem ahem

Yeah, so the other day I had no choice but to bring my guitar all the way to “Guitar Collection” Sunway Pyramid to change the strings. I know there are plenty of tutorials out there on how to change the strings but when you are new to all this:

1. You are afraid

2. You are scared

3. You go like: argh just let the pro do it!

So there I was and the pretty young lady behind the counter helped me by showing it how to do it. Its pretty simple its like changing baby diapers.

1. Firstly unscrew the screws on the head of the guitar. The strings get loosen.

2. From there, just pull out those white little buttons behind the bridge.

3.Insert the new strings into the hole and put that white buttons in, (with the hole on the buttons facing the bridge).

4. Pull it hard enough till it clicks and locks tight.

5. Insert it into the holes at the head. Leave the strings loose on the fretboard cos you gonna screw it up. Screw it back and let it turn for around 2-3 rounds.

Lastly tune your guitar before cutting off the extra new strings and THATS IT.

simple and yet I didnt do it myself. Well, so now I know!

p.s guitar strings: RM17

Here I am eating my seafood speghetti with Mr.Shiphire from Shiphire’s Dustbin. Yup this is our lunch after him getting trapped in Monash while I was locked out when they had their fire drill this morning.

YUM YUM! My set comes with a peppermint tea(which is awesome!) a vegie pasta-sauce-like soup(dam shiok its like tomato puree with vegies in it!) and Tiramisu cake(awesome! cake sprinkled with coffee on it owwwwww)

This huge lamb chop belongs to Mr Shiphire now!

Its called Lamb Shank! yum yum! HUGE bones so little meat. His set comes with mushroom soup. Mushroom soup here damn nice I tell you (Shiphire, 2008).

OH yea, its a good place to eat! Try it! And we blogged straight using their wifi. (wifi abuse)

Oh dear, we are supposed to be finishing our work today! Okay going to starbucks next!

p.s I totally forgot to mention we wore green color shirts, black pants and nike shoes. WE REALLY DIDNT PLAN ANYTHING BEFOREHAND! we are not gays mind you but i think we are when we go have lunch together and drink coffee together. damm

wait i still like girls

~Photos stolen from Shiphire (he allowed it :p)

WHY I GIVE UP ADVERTLETS? AND I SWITCH TO NUFFNANG?

TOP ONE AND ONLY REASON WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER TRUST ADVERTLETS.

and yes, you dont need TOP TEN REASONS you just need one fucking reason: they dont pay you for what you earn.

and below are my attempts to contact advertlets:

my first ticket to their so-called newly updated SUPPORT SITE.

and i replied to my own question with another question 3 days later and it sounded like a fucking retard talking myself to the wall.

this is my second attempt. NOTICE that now i have put CRITICAL as priority

but now that it seems to me that they dont check their half-assed support site, i resort to emailing the owner of advertlets: Josh

OH yea Josh, WHAT DA HELL DO YOU PUT UP YOUR EMAIL WHEN YOU DONT REPLY THEM? i doubt you even check ur mail.

can somebody explain why my CASH which is supposed to be given to me last year is TAKING more than 6 freakin months to process?

*26/3 earlier today Josh called me personally and rectified the problem. personally i dont like do this just to get my questions answered because this is not why a support team should do: put you in low priority and after 6 months come telling you, no, you will never get your money isnt it? im not going to debate or accuse people but this is the time where some improvements need to be done, thats all. and yeah i was really irritated and angry i acted like a horny child. they said they will fx this in 1 weeks time now lets see how it goes.

-post edited to remove flaming/’pissed-off’ status

AdrianC says:
argh
AdrianC says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=589Mvlz6LWE&NR=1
AdrianC says:
this one paling geng
AdrianC says:
the 5 mil views
AdrianC says:
she looks so innocent
AdrianC says:
marry me please marie!
AdrianC says:
im gonna refresh this video until it reaches 6million
Shiphire Lso Soresu says:
cabal can go in liao
AdrianC says:
ok just kiddin im not a cyber retard

honestly i have no freaking idea why lok soon have to interrupt me by saying cabal is online now (an online MMORPG game)

WE ARE TALKING BOUT GIRLS OKAY! MAN TALK!

but he added this pic :p

clicky*

awwww :p

dun blame me. shes japanese+irish mix and yups shes good