this morning i woke up happily, young, single and available and was doing a bit of porn websurfing before I’d hit the threadmills.
Then i saw them near my mousepad.
ok not as scary as this one because if i really see these i would be at the corner of my house crying, not typing out a blog post.
I start killing them by squashing them by hand. I really really hate them because they are so small and yet they cause big big troubles when they bite you. That itchiness is like wtfSOSBBQlalamuimamapapa.
Thats not all. The worse is that they are like evolved into mini skunks or something. Everytime you press them to kill them, they are ABSOFREAKINGLY smelly! like skunk smelly. like unwashed armpits smelly.
Just the other day i was eating my chocolates. I swallowed it into my mouth when i taste a funny familiar taste- no not chocolate but ANTS! AND A WHOLE FREAKING LOT OF THEM.
Ants: finally after hours I see light. lets bite his stomach walls and leave him a good souvenir near the A-hole on our way out.
And then 1 or 2 of them ALWAYS have to drop dead into your water tumbler.
ARGHHHHHHHHHHH
THEY ARE LIKE ALL OVER MY MODEM TOO!
They are carrying some white stuffs which are their eggs i think. Interesting thing is that THEY dont freakin MOVE at all. NO, they are not dead because when i touch them they move an inch then stop. Its like they know im blogging about them right now and they are playing DEAD.
lets see them stop forever when i spray them with Shieldtox. muahahahaha
Kavi says:
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA
LALAMUIPAPAMAMA?@!@!@!@?HAAKSJHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Omg your entries always make me LOL like crazy
30th March 2008 at 12:44 pm
SilverIsle says:
Aiyer. I really hate this kinda ants lar which will release some stupid smell after you kill them. Annoying sial.
30th March 2008 at 12:31 am
wai yip says:
R u sure ants play dead and stop moving???I never see, not even once iny my life ants stop moving,ahahahahahaha!!!
30th March 2008 at 4:24 pm
AdrianC says:
LOL Kavi those were random words playing in my mind
SilverIsle *high five* they are annoying lil biatches!!
wai yip YEA 100% sure they werent moving. they totally went frozen on their tracks.
30th March 2008 at 5:08 pm
YEONG says:
urgh! those six legged red tiny teeny weeny creatures! a total pain in the ass! never liked them!
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30th March 2008 at 2:27 am
Sammy says:
Ants are smelly??? O_o”"
My maid just told me that they taste sour…
30th March 2008 at 1:46 am
AdrianC says:
Yeong they are small and they creep everywherre!
Sammy oh…a bit sourish? bitter too. yuck!!!
oh yea, i heard that if you drink ants pee, you will never pee again in your life.
do ants pee btw? lol
30th March 2008 at 11:30 pm