Blogger almost got attacked by monkeys

and almost lost his head

Yes. Stupid blogger.

Today we wanted to have a break from all the exam stress and everything so me Eric and Lok Soon decided to go have a good meal at Sunway Pyramid. As we go by the Monash illegal carpark (the jungle beside monash where u dont have to pay RM2 per entry but occasionally your car gets invaded by bugs, pests, mosquitoes, ants, snakes, AND MONKEYS) we actually saw 2 of those faggots. YES 2 GAY MONKEYS leaping from car to car.

These monkeys completely think they own that piece of the land. My friends car’s antenna got RIPPED off by them. I wonder if they think of it as a JOYSTICK or was doing some bad monkey handjob.

One of our senior actually got a souvenir on her car as well.


Yes. they do mark their territory.

They were across the road and they knew we were staring at them. This blogger forgot that he actually has a 7.1 Megapixels OLYMPUS camera with 5x optical zoom which he won last year from a KLUE magazine contest with him. All he could think was

HAH U STUPID MONKEYS IVE GOT YOU THIS TIME. IM GONNA CAPTURE YOU AND BLOG ABOUT UR GOOD DEEDS TO US MONASHIANS.

And he took out his small dick puny 2MP K550i Sony Ericsson camera phone and try hard to ‘CAPTURE’ it without any freaking zoom.

And guess what. He was too shiok with taking photos, he got too near and that MONKEY almost got his head.

DO you have any idea how it feels when you are so close to a freaking monkey who is showing its sharp teeth and about to turn into some INCREDIBLE HULK?

And who is this blogger?

ME!

FREAKIN HELL I ALMOST LOST MY HEAD THERE OKAY.

i did a backjump that i swear my pants almost fell off in the process.

and my mum wasnt doing any help when i told her about this.

Mum: Ya know, monkey teeth is extremely sharp. My friend got bitten before on the leg and she lost a single piece of meat! They actually have to take meat from her butt to fix her leg.

are u seriousss?

Wait, if i lose my head, i dont see how the huge chunk of meat from my butt can fit into the socket. i dont want to look like…

no specs = better

So here are the results from the poll ended few days ago.

Create polls and vote for free. dPolls.com

See, positive minded people or people with no strong opinion would go for option 3. Which is the majority.

People who prefer specs/no specs would go for either option 1 or 2.

So conclusion is no specs = looks better.

But dun let polls take control of yourself. remember its your life and how you live it is decided on your own. hehehe

Oh, yea and you cant satisfy everybody.

Words dont control us. Not anymore (Dane Cook, 2006)

a ‘date’ with the dentist today!

yeah so i was on a normal routine braces adjustment with my dentist today.

I reached the place at 8.05AM. I went in and the place is ALREADY FILLED with people. The place only opens at 8am??!! I thought I was still early!

Then anxiously i press the button for ORTHODONTIC SPECIALIST.

bzzz. bzzz. bzzzz.

the machine vomit out a 4 digit number for me. *4D!*

WHAT? 4008? it means im the 8th person on the queue and the it has not even started yet.

DAM. 7 people before me? 7 is VERY LONG! 7 x 15 minutes? WTF?

So i was there waiting with my mp3 listening to MIX FM. To their Phua Chu Kang thingy every morning.

Then

DING DING. 4-0-0-7!

I was like WHOAAA! I almost jumped out of my pants. that means im next. WAIT WAIT WAIT!. *prays hard it doesn’t go back to 4-0-0-1 later.*

I thought I would just have to wait a little while today.

But turned out this 4-0-0-7 guy is FIXING HIS BRACES.

Yesh. thats like the loooooooooooongest appoinment. I know because I when I fix my braces it took quite awhile too!

IT WAS 45 MINUTES! just for 4-0-0-7 to ding ding to 4-0-0-8!

WOUSERS.

then today my doctor was abit weird again today. If you didn’t know about episode 1 with my dentist, look here the blog post I wrote last year.

EPISODE 1

So there I was lying on the softy chair.

Then he started calling out my name. like on mumbling mode

Mun Choy…..Mun Choy…

And you know what he called me when he was adjusting my braces?

PRETTY BOY!

wooot. PRETTY BOY!!! then he told me my treatment is fast. now its just filling the gaps between my teeth. soon i can take out my braces. It has been like, only 1 year since i fix it?

WHOOAAA

PRETTY BOY!??!

I LOVE YOU TOO DOC 🙂

ants invaded my life!

this morning i woke up happily, young, single and available and was doing a bit of porn websurfing before I’d hit the threadmills.

Then i saw them near my mousepad.

ok not as scary as this one because if i really see these i would be at the corner of my house crying, not typing out a blog post.

I start killing them by squashing them by hand. I really really hate them because they are so small and yet they cause big big troubles when they bite you. That itchiness is like wtfSOSBBQlalamuimamapapa.

Thats not all. The worse is that they are like evolved into mini skunks or something. Everytime you press them to kill them, they are ABSOFREAKINGLY smelly! like skunk smelly. like unwashed armpits smelly.

Just the other day i was eating my chocolates. I swallowed it into my mouth when i taste a funny familiar taste- no not chocolate but ANTS! AND A WHOLE FREAKING LOT OF THEM.

Ants: finally after hours I see light. lets bite his stomach walls and leave him a good souvenir near the A-hole on our way out.

And then 1 or 2 of them ALWAYS have to drop dead into your water tumbler.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHH

THEY ARE LIKE ALL OVER MY MODEM TOO!

They are carrying some white stuffs which are their eggs i think. Interesting thing is that THEY dont freakin MOVE at all. NO, they are not dead because when i touch them they move an inch then stop. Its like they know im blogging about them right now and they are playing DEAD.

lets see them stop forever when i spray them with Shieldtox. muahahahaha

HOW AM I?

Apart from the apple diet im now taking to replace my dinner,

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what do YOU think?

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