Yes. Stupid blogger.

Today we wanted to have a break from all the exam stress and everything so me Eric and Lok Soon decided to go have a good meal at Sunway Pyramid. As we go by the Monash illegal carpark (the jungle beside monash where u dont have to pay RM2 per entry but occasionally your car gets invaded by bugs, pests, mosquitoes, ants, snakes, AND MONKEYS) we actually saw 2 of those faggots. YES 2 GAY MONKEYS leaping from car to car.

These monkeys completely think they own that piece of the land. My friends car’s antenna got RIPPED off by them. I wonder if they think of it as a JOYSTICK or was doing some bad monkey handjob.

One of our senior actually got a souvenir on her car as well.

Yes. they do mark their territory.

They were across the road and they knew we were staring at them. This blogger forgot that he actually has a 7.1 Megapixels OLYMPUS camera with 5x optical zoom which he won last year from a KLUE magazine contest with him. All he could think was

HAH U STUPID MONKEYS IVE GOT YOU THIS TIME. IM GONNA CAPTURE YOU AND BLOG ABOUT UR GOOD DEEDS TO US MONASHIANS.

And he took out his small dick puny 2MP K550i Sony Ericsson camera phone and try hard to ‘CAPTURE’ it without any freaking zoom.

And guess what. He was too shiok with taking photos, he got too near and that MONKEY almost got his head.

DO you have any idea how it feels when you are so close to a freaking monkey who is showing its sharp teeth and about to turn into some INCREDIBLE HULK?

And who is this blogger?

ME!

FREAKIN HELL I ALMOST LOST MY HEAD THERE OKAY.

i did a backjump that i swear my pants almost fell off in the process.

and my mum wasnt doing any help when i told her about this.

Mum: Ya know, monkey teeth is extremely sharp. My friend got bitten before on the leg and she lost a single piece of meat! They actually have to take meat from her butt to fix her leg.

are u seriousss?

Wait, if i lose my head, i dont see how the huge chunk of meat from my butt can fit into the socket. i dont want to look like…

See, positive minded people or people with no strong opinion would go for option 3. Which is the majority.

People who prefer specs/no specs would go for either option 1 or 2.

So conclusion is no specs = looks better.

But dun let polls take control of yourself. remember its your life and how you live it is decided on your own. hehehe

Oh, yea and you cant satisfy everybody.

Words dont control us. Not anymore (Dane Cook, 2006)

I reached the place at 8.05AM. I went in and the place is ALREADY FILLED with people. The place only opens at 8am??!! I thought I was still early!

Then anxiously i press the button for ORTHODONTIC SPECIALIST.

bzzz. bzzz. bzzzz.

the machine vomit out a 4 digit number for me. *4D!*

WHAT? 4008? it means im the 8th person on the queue and the it has not even started yet.

DAM. 7 people before me? 7 is VERY LONG! 7 x 15 minutes? WTF?

So i was there waiting with my mp3 listening to MIX FM. To their Phua Chu Kang thingy every morning.

Then

DING DING. 4-0-0-7!

I was like WHOAAA! I almost jumped out of my pants. that means im next. WAIT WAIT WAIT!. *prays hard it doesn’t go back to 4-0-0-1 later.*

I thought I would just have to wait a little while today.

But turned out this 4-0-0-7 guy is FIXING HIS BRACES.

Yesh. thats like the loooooooooooongest appoinment. I know because I when I fix my braces it took quite awhile too!

IT WAS 45 MINUTES! just for 4-0-0-7 to ding ding to 4-0-0-8!

WOUSERS.

then today my doctor was abit weird again today. If you didn’t know about episode 1 with my dentist, look here the blog post I wrote last year.

EPISODE 1

So there I was lying on the softy chair.

Then he started calling out my name. like on mumbling mode

Mun Choy…..Mun Choy…

And you know what he called me when he was adjusting my braces?

PRETTY BOY!

wooot. PRETTY BOY!!! then he told me my treatment is fast. now its just filling the gaps between my teeth. soon i can take out my braces. It has been like, only 1 year since i fix it?

WHOOAAA

PRETTY BOY!??!

I LOVE YOU TOO DOC

Then i saw them near my mousepad.

ok not as scary as this one because if i really see these i would be at the corner of my house crying, not typing out a blog post.

I start killing them by squashing them by hand. I really really hate them because they are so small and yet they cause big big troubles when they bite you. That itchiness is like wtfSOSBBQlalamuimamapapa.

Thats not all. The worse is that they are like evolved into mini skunks or something. Everytime you press them to kill them, they are ABSOFREAKINGLY smelly! like skunk smelly. like unwashed armpits smelly.

Just the other day i was eating my chocolates. I swallowed it into my mouth when i taste a funny familiar taste- no not chocolate but ANTS! AND A WHOLE FREAKING LOT OF THEM.

Ants: finally after hours I see light. lets bite his stomach walls and leave him a good souvenir near the A-hole on our way out.

And then 1 or 2 of them ALWAYS have to drop dead into your water tumbler.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHH

THEY ARE LIKE ALL OVER MY MODEM TOO!

They are carrying some white stuffs which are their eggs i think. Interesting thing is that THEY dont freakin MOVE at all. NO, they are not dead because when i touch them they move an inch then stop. Its like they know im blogging about them right now and they are playing DEAD.

lets see them stop forever when i spray them with Shieldtox. muahahahaha

what do YOU think?

Ragnarok Online 2!

Unlike the first RO which everyone was (and still) crazy about, RO2SEA will be maintained and developed by Asiasoft, which produces probably the most popular 2D-side scrolling game everyone knows about, MapleStory.

check out the cool trailer at

ro2sea.com

and, you probably want to add your email, since most likely they are looking for those who are interested for a closed-beta. That is if you are already drooling right now ^^

ostrich?

open www.emocha.net and suddenly redirected to some lame site that looks like this:

i thought, shyt i cant access my own blog anymore!

end of world, end of my life end of story.

then taking another look, it says advertlets.com

heck now they hack sites?

then i thought ADVERTLETS got hacked.

wait. if they get hacked i would at least be redirected to a porno site of paris hilton with tonnes of virus and trojans isnt it?

but turned out they didnt RENEW THEIR DOMAIN.

scared me to shyt. only solution. remove their ads.

for now if you like them.

forever if you get tired or shyt happens again.

No its not about the good Datuk Seri Dr Chua Soi Lek sex video kind of thingy.

He probably just got tired of everything and decided to bring up his warrior (unleash his dragon) and bring down his entire life. heh.

Well, he probably broke his virginity long time ago but not me. Back to topic, No,I havent lost my that kind of virginity yet, I just lost my donut-craze virginity

Everywhere you go everyone is crazy of donuts isn’t it?

So they say, hokkien: xin jamban hou pang sai

trans: new toilet bowl good to shty

BIG APPLE BIG APPLE BIG APPLE in Jusco Klang –> yeah very nearby ^^ Not to mention J.co in Sunway Pyramid

Sexcy donuts!

Okay dont blame me for the lack of pictures as I was already drooling while taking these pics!

One donut gone so fast! See what I meant?You guys have to try them. they are soft, fluffy, sexcy, hot, awesome. Especially the durian ones. YUM YUM!

~

Not to think negatively but do you know about Rotiboy who once baked the super awesome Coffee Bun? When it was first introduced to us, everyone was lining up for it. Now the company is gone elsewhere while you can only get that bun in Tesco now.

Big Apple should be more creative or they would end up…. *whistles*

-Do not copy answers.
-The tag questions must be 100% the same.
-List out 20 names.
-Tag people after doing it.

1. Joe
2. Wunnie
3. Anne
4. Wkuan
5. Sean
6. Yip Gor
7. Luke
8. Shanq Yeet
9. SarahQ
10. Lina
11. Kavi
12. Kien Seng
13. Alex
14. Maisarah
15. Joanne
16. Marie
17. Mr. Tsung
18. Miss Yeap
19. Mrs Banu
20. Miss Tan

start start

How do you know 14? Maisarah
-My primary and secondary schoolmate! shes a Jay freak and she sings Jay’s Songs. We even smuggled Jay’s concert CDs to school

What would you do if you had never met 1? Joe
-Wow I think my life would be pretty boring without a king of gang banger

What would you do if 9 and 20 dated you? SarahQ Miss Tan
- I WOULD LOVE TO! for SarahQ lar… for Miss Tan???!!! wtf zha dou

Would 6 and 17 make a good couple? Yip Gor and Mr. Tsung
-WALEWWWWWW they would be like the ultimate Chuck and LARRY!. CENTRIPETAL FORCE!!!!! woot *smack butt*

Do you think 8 is attractive? Shanq Yeet
-Im not gay but if im ever a girl or a guy with period pains I would like this SY guy. Sy stand for shanq yeet. or asswhy lol

Do you know anything about 12’s family? Kien Seng
-not really. err a sis, daddy is civil engineer, mum dunnoe, and a house full of jerseys and sportswear

Tell me something about 7. Luke
-Awesome guy. Dances well. Sexyback woot

What is 18’s favourite? Miss Yeap
-torturing students, torturing students, and torturing students. YOU HAVE TO THINK FOR THE ANSWER YOURSELFF! MATHS SAM! argh

What language does 15 speak? Joanne
-English, Bahasa Melayu, Cantonese, err what else?

Who is going out with 19? Mrs Banu
-Mrs Banu’s hubby

How old is 16 now? Marie
-19 i suppose

When was the last time you talked to 13? Alex
-5 days ago at home lol

Who is 2’s favourite singer? Wunnie
-Argh this one is easy. LEE HOM LEEE HOM!

Would you date 4? Wkuan
-argh..i had a crush on her before during secondary school! shhh!

Would you date 17? Mr. Tsung
-wah.. I would never steal a Friend’s BF (Wai Yip’s) NEVER!

Is 15 single? Joanne
-Probably not. Last time i know she was talking bout some handsome guy in her hometown

What is 10’s last name? Lina
- Lina Toon

Would you ever consider being in a relationship with 11? Kavi
-Well, we never know

Which school does 3 go to? Anne
-U C S I. University CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION. lol

Where does 6 live? Yip Gor
-hmnn Puchong? KL? eh i tak tau. But he prolly lives behind 1 Utama since he frequent that place so often. lol

What is your favourite thing about 5? Sean
-Damn shiok with this guy. The king of crapper! wooot! In any situation he would stay calm and talk nonsense that will make you ROFLMAO. ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

okay this is quite fun! TAG EVERYBODY!!!!!

BOMB triple kill!

Game creators have a good sense of humor.

when soldiers die, we die in STYLE!

haha i couldnt believe i screenshot them also but they are pretty funny!

found these pics in my backup HDD when I was doing my routine picture back-in up. Is it sufficient to just have one mirror image? Or should i burn it into DVD too. I dont want the same disaster that almost took my life away to happen again!

btw Happy holidays again! Dec is coming to an end!!

Not that im greedy for money, but cant we have the best of BOTH worlds?

Media advertising is a tricky business, its like choosing between Jessica Alba or Paris Hilton.

Die edy lo now, how to choose? 

 

Here, we are to face the same question, Advertlets or Nuffnang?  These things always conflict with each other, because they are competitiors (advertising ma). Which one to put higher? Which one to take more space on you blog? Being greedy, if you put ALL OF THOSE advertisements on your blog, its a turn off. I dont feel like visiting any blog which is filled mostly with ads ALL OVER THE PAGE. Im not saying you cant be money oriented but too many advertisements is really really disturbing. Not to mention we load it with streamyx slowpoke speed.

Recently, Nuffnang ads have been pouring in to my blog, so I decided to give them a try. After all, listening to people wont do, you must experience and evaluate them yourself.

I have yet to receive any cheque from Nuffnang, (as I said Im just starting to give them a try), almost cashing out though. The same goes to Advertlets, but I have cashed out on OCT 11. Exactly 3 months now but I’m yet to get my cheque. Hmn, a lil worried thats all. You see, when people are cashing out, they get pretty excited, Not to say that we are impatience or anything, its just tiring that bloggers cant get thier cheque fast when they are anxiously waiting for the day the cheqeu to come!

Based on first impression:

Advertlets:

CPM ads, even if your blog does not have high visitors, these few would probably click on those irresistible deals such as food promotions.

Sometimes they let you do review. This is when u get to do crazy stuffs like camwhoring with your advertlets stickers

Nuffnang: I find thier ads, more interactive and eye-catching. A lot of their ads involves users to check out the advertisement.

You get a lot of cool advertisers and advertisement.

Hope im not stating the obvious like everyone do!:)

So, who will win?

When u say, you dont care about looks and appearance, the heart is what matters most, is it true?

Its no other than “Advertlets.com – Blog Advertising in Asia!” advertising network. Ive registered with them since July 2007 and being with them is really really fun. Instead of boring (shhh) google adwords where else can you find ads that is actually so colourful and fits every blog perfectly. Whether its a personal blog, or informative blog, as long as its a blog advertlets brings advertisers and bloggers together. its as if those ads are supermodels posing in your lil bloggie!

After all, its their motto: advertisers+bloggers= money+happy

my moto: advertlets+me+readers like you = fun+money!

Though i havent cash out for the first time yet, Its fun to see how these guys are playing with their freebies and of course their advertlets blogger paychecks! Delivered straight to your homes!

Wahlewoot. advertlets is like santa okay. Delivering the smiles all over!

Besides that, adverlets not only has a lot of advertisers with them, they are also super generous. For instance with this lil post of mine i am getting RM20(muacks) if im approved! yeah just like that! You could also be part of the fun!

cant wait for my first cashout end of this month! wah exciteddd!

Then just a month ago, california fitness invited me to join their gym package becuase they are opening one in Sunway Pyramid. For students its RM99 per month. unlimited access to the gym. and its already open!

In a way its good because everytime i finish class i can find my way to Sunway Pyramid to work out. However my main priority is still to lose weight. After ‘almost’ signing up with them, i asked them clearly

AdrianC: Errr, does this package comes with a fitness trainer?

*****: Yes. Our fitness consultant will help you with your fitness goals. We can arrange it for you.

AdrianC: Okay. It sounds good. How is it arranged?

*****: Its based on the fitness trainer. He will plan everything for you and monitor your progress. You can meet with him a week once or so. You can arrange the appointments.

AdrianC: Are there any additional costs?

*****: (trying to change topic) Why dont you try to pay the deposit first then we arrange everything for you later after you join us. (its been a few days already that me and my dad was not ready to pay because we wanted to know more before we commit ourselves to the 1 year gym package and she asked me for deposit! scammy!)

Its good that you can use the equipments there. But without a fitness trainer you might be doing it the wrong way and ended up having lopsided balls(one ball muscular!) Except you go with experienced gym friends. It seems that you have to pay quite a huge sum if you want the fitness trainer. Another attraction is that you get to go to a variety of classes. kickboxing lar, nipple pinching la(jk) and all sorts of activities. But of course it requires commitment. How often can you go to the classes. To me, its really inconvenient because if i do need to work out on weekend, I stay far away which is in Klang (30 minutes drive without the traffic jam). Of course, the spa and the pretty girls you can see there is a total TEMPTATION.

Ended up we didnt want to go for the gym package. We went ahead to check out YFitness instead.

YFITNESS claims they are the biggest in Klang. Which gives me good impression at first. However much to my disappointment, BIG isnt really BIG. compared to other fitness centers, it is just small. However thats not the part that pisses me and my dad off.

Halfway during our guided tour which actually can end in 3 minutes(thats how small the place is), thet guy just went on ahead to talk to another guy who came in after leaving us standing there doing nothing for around 5 minutes,.

WHAT? HELOOO. at least say sorry or excuse me? He just went on ahead. Then he came back when we were back to our seats ourselves. We scolded him and he apologised. So we went on talking bout the plans.

RM85 per month.

Dad: How bout free trials? To see if we can get used to everything around here. Other fitnesscenters are offering us free trials about a week or so.

***: Uhm one day trial.

Me: ONE DAY?

***: UNLIMITED! you can come even before we open the door and leave when we close shop.

me and dad: !!!!!!! Okay we going off. no time.

Helooooo Mr smart guy operator of the biggest fitness center in KLANG, Fitness First is offering us trials for 1 week and they have been begging us to go for the past few months. Just that we didnt consider it since its hidden far in Taipan. Even CALIFORNIA FITNESS has a 1 week trial. But you give ONE DAY and yet you say such a cheap sentence? What as if we really want to go for the free trial at you fitness center now? PTUII.

Im telling you, if this is the way they operate business, they will forever be the biggest loser. until california fitness opens one in Klang and you go bancrupt. To add oil to the fire, when we went into YFitness, we already see a few threadmills SPOILT. Plus it was supposed to be peak hour (we went on a saturday) but we hardly see anyone there.

What a great first impression. And therefore you shall not get our money. In the end i didnt go or apply for any gym. Whats my plan? hmnnn… personal gym at home?

Arm Wrestling game machine? Instead of winning the game and get your losing friend to pay for the beer bills, you leave with one proud achievement of winning the game AI ‘Artificial Intelligence’, AND a BROKEN ARM.

TOKYO – Lose a game of chess to a computer, and you could bruise your ego. Lose an arm-wrestling match to a Japanese arcade machine, and you could break your arm.

Distributor Atlus Co. said Tuesday it will remove all 150 “Arm Spirit” arm wrestling machines from Japanese arcades after three players broke their arms grappling with the machine’s mechanized appendage.

“The machine isn’t that strong, much less so than a muscular man. Even women should be able to beat it,” said Atlus spokeswoman Ayano Sakiyama, calling the recall “a precaution.”

“We think that maybe some players get overexcited and twist their arms in an unnatural way,” she said. The company was investigating the incidents and checking the machines for any signs of malfunction.

Players of “Arm Spirit” advance through 10 levels, battling a French maid, drunken martial arts master and a Chihuahua before reaching the final showdown with a professional wrestler. news source news.yahoo.com

So dont get too excited when playing a game. We never know the side effects. lol

The arcade machine is not distributed overseas.

maybe soon they will come to Malaysia? Then we can all break our arms game machine arms.