I am the World’s Coolest Intern! (wannabe)


Personal Details

Race: Chinese
Status: Single
Age: 22
Born in 1988, November 10

Education and Qualification

2007 – 2009
Bachelor Of Science (Biotechnology)
Monash University Malaysia Sunway Campus

South Australian Matriculation (SAM)
Taylor’s University College

• TER (Tertiary Entrance Level) of 95.05 with 4A’s 1B
• Ranked the top 4.95% in the world (top-scorers)

Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia, SPM 9A1s 2Bs

Work experience/internship

July 2010-Current
SME Banking Alliance Bank Malaysia Berhad

Alright ALRIGHT!! I know i am NOT NEVER NO going to post my whole resume here and bore you to death although i must say it does look impressive (self-praise).

I am just going to let you see all the kinky good attitudes i have nurtured over the past 22 years of my upbringing to claim the title the world’s coolest intern!


Below are my attributes! *warning sexy pictures ahead* pictures taken randomly over the past few years.


Dont make me elaborate further..


*watch how i trash the competitors- talk about killing 3 noobs birds with one stone*



Work hard and nap hard!

Caring and Loving


Bold and Daring

*pray* *pray* *pray*

I WANT TO BE THE WORLD’s COOLEST INTERN. i will redefine COOL for you. support me and i shall show you!<– with brimming confidence!

thank you Nuffnang, thank you Standard Chartered!


All of a sudden i’m hungry to return to my blog. a revival perhaps? after almost a year of non-blogging life?


pickup lines/turn-down lines

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I’d rather have the money.

HE : I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must’ve been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don’t you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I’ve already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven’t I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I’m a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what’s your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

diet? RIOT!

or ROT!

why is it that everytime you try to get on diet, the house must become… like the junk food part of the supermarket?

You tell yourself, allright, im not eating THOSE, not anymore!

Then poof! junk food in the store-room. KFC on the dining table, Ice cream in the freezer.

WHAT THE HELL? A part of me just wanna break down and move towards the evil side: food!

FOOD makes you go crazy. buy me a donut now and ill be your slave for like 10 days (provided u keep feeding me with donuts) thats cheap slavery and i wont even report it to the Labour Department.

NO! must resist all the temptations! MY way of resisting these temptation?

1. LOCK YOURSELF in your own room. If you get too hungry, eat pillows? chew pillows? long-life pillows!

2. LOOK AT EVERYTHING in calories. One packet of junk food = 1 day of exercise. 1 piece of cake = 1 week of exercise. 1 BIG MAC is like BIG FAT! Bloody hell.

3. BRING OWN FOOD OUT! actually i find eating outside is much healthier. Bring sandwich. Because at home its always buffet style. The food on the table + rice + eat all you can. ( i know my family memebers cant compete with me when it comes to eating)

4. Sleep. I dont know if i EAT in my dreams but as long as it doesnt add calories.

5. Imagine. When u eat, imagine the food goes nowhere but into you and become part of you. OMG IM GROWING TWISTIES ALL OVER ME. and theres a KFC DRUMSTICK poking out of my knee.

5. DRINK. not soft drink but WATER. LOTS OF WATER. There was once i drink so much water i feel like crying when i see water. But yeah, thats one of the way.

6. Keep yourself occupied. When you think of something else, you will think less of food. Like blogging? Porn? Music?

and SPEAKING of music, Marié Digby’s beautiful voice is accompanying me all the time. It feels like shes there beside me when i listen to her music. I feel so happy when i jog, when i do my assignments <–stressful assignments, before i go to sleep.

omg is that love? I fell in love with the voice on the radio! its her voice -.-

All her songs are beautifully written and well played!



my dear friend Wai Yip gor is a real life example that I CAN DO IT. You have no idea how fat he was. now hes like TOM CRUISE. this future lawyer will have a lot of hot office scandals. Attack him secretaries! TEar his coat off!

LOSE WEIGHT till the bone!!

in a healthy way of course. No no, not liposucksuck.

or some slimming panadol. Or OSIM. NO, GET UP AND EXERCISE!!

and definitely must get back to playing my guitar!


to the spammer who spams by blog so frequently. I just wanna say


New comment on your post #405 “Discouraged”
Author : usucxk (IP: ,
E-mail : usuck@suckmail.com
URI : http://adriansuck.com
Whois : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=
adrianC who the hell r u why post comment at my blogpage i dun fucking noe u check did u fucking tot i was sum1 else my link at sulyn’s blogpage muthafucker

seriously i cant stop laughing. how bout calling this person Spastico Spammero.

i shall not use vulgarities as you did. Because i have a cute friend who says it is wrong to do so. My blog needs to be rated U :p But you came in here and flame me straight. WOW. i thought, looks like there is some misunderstanding to be resolved.

first off, i thought Spastico Spammero probably got the wrong guy. Then even after Spastico Spammero see my picture, Spastico Spammero probably even assume it was me who posted on Spastico Spammero blog. Seriously, i DONT know any SPASTIC blog. And I dont even half KNOW CRAPPY BLOGS. Because from first impression everyone would have known its prolly filled with a page of vulgarities with nothing to read. Plus theres like thousands of AdrianC out there and thanks for choosing me. I know im famous 🙂 Its funny how people can be right?

New comment on your post #411 “DISTRACTION”
Author : GOD (IP: ,
E-mail : GOD@GODMail.com
Whois : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=

New comment on your post #411 “DISTRACTION”
Author : omg (IP: ,
E-mail : omg@omgmail.com
URI : http://omgadrianissofuckingugly.com

Whois : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=
who da fuck told u ppl who wear glasses look like nerds u judging bastard….btw u look like crap

Oh btw. haha here again im laughing


Im amused there are people who are so concerned over how i look like!HAHAHA

New comment on your post #411 “DISTRACTION”
Author : omg (IP: ,
E-mail : omg@omgmail.com
URI : http://omgadrianissofuckingugly.com
Whois : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=
seriously im not joking i think u need plastic surgery

Again i find it very amusing you still spam my blog with negative comments. Even when i implemented captcha. Now i can imagine a noob, somewhere in Malaysia typing all the captcha letter by letter just to SPAM ME 🙂 and REFRESHING MY BLOG PAGE 2190348124908/minute just to see if i update it and you can flame me more. I am so plased to have someone so loyal to my blogging!

Seriously, spamming me with vulgarities will make your mum and dad so proud of you 🙂 because every comment you make you took all the effort and time. and here I am laughing at what an arse this person is.


Author : urmomsucks (IP: ,
E-mail : urmomsucks@adrianc.com
URI : http://adriancsmomsucks.com.true
Whois : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=
stop deleting my comments u useless ugly doggg

Yes. I am really pleased because you took so much effort and time to post a comment in my blog. Even when it took you 29083490823 hours to think of such comments with your puny brain. And all i need to do is just click one button to DELETE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR COMMENTS.

Yes. I do enjoy doing that. What are you going to do with that? More captcha exercise? LOL
Running out of ideas, Spastico Spammero?

update: spammer identified and issue resolved. It seems that Aaron <– i dont know him but thinks im his friend, which is another Adrian and decided to crack up this spamming joke. <–haha

a case of misunderstanding but…another good reason why you shouldnt spam blogs 🙂

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