Hmnn

HE : I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must’ve been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don’t you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I’ve already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven’t I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I’m a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what’s your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

why is it that everytime you try to get on diet, the house must become… like the junk food part of the supermarket?

You tell yourself, allright, im not eating THOSE, not anymore!

Then poof! junk food in the store-room. KFC on the dining table, Ice cream in the freezer.

WHAT THE HELL? A part of me just wanna break down and move towards the evil side: food!

FOOD makes you go crazy. buy me a donut now and ill be your slave for like 10 days (provided u keep feeding me with donuts) thats cheap slavery and i wont even report it to the Labour Department.

NO! must resist all the temptations! MY way of resisting these temptation?

1. LOCK YOURSELF in your own room. If you get too hungry, eat pillows? chew pillows? long-life pillows!

2. LOOK AT EVERYTHING in calories. One packet of junk food = 1 day of exercise. 1 piece of cake = 1 week of exercise. 1 BIG MAC is like BIG FAT! Bloody hell.

3. BRING OWN FOOD OUT! actually i find eating outside is much healthier. Bring sandwich. Because at home its always buffet style. The food on the table + rice + eat all you can. ( i know my family memebers cant compete with me when it comes to eating)

4. Sleep. I dont know if i EAT in my dreams but as long as it doesnt add calories.

5. Imagine. When u eat, imagine the food goes nowhere but into you and become part of you. OMG IM GROWING TWISTIES ALL OVER ME. and theres a KFC DRUMSTICK poking out of my knee.

5. DRINK. not soft drink but WATER. LOTS OF WATER. There was once i drink so much water i feel like crying when i see water. But yeah, thats one of the way.

6. Keep yourself occupied. When you think of something else, you will think less of food. Like blogging? Porn? Music?

and SPEAKING of music, Marié Digby’s beautiful voice is accompanying me all the time. It feels like shes there beside me when i listen to her music. I feel so happy when i jog, when i do my assignments <–stressful assignments, before i go to sleep.

omg is that love? I fell in love with the voice on the radio! its her voice -.-

All her songs are beautifully written and well played!

oh

MUST. COMPLETE. MISSION.

my dear friend Wai Yip gor is a real life example that I CAN DO IT. You have no idea how fat he was. now hes like TOM CRUISE. this future lawyer will have a lot of hot office scandals. Attack him secretaries! TEar his coat off!

LOSE WEIGHT till the bone!!

in a healthy way of course. No no, not liposucksuck.

or some slimming panadol. Or OSIM. NO, GET UP AND EXERCISE!!

and definitely must get back to playing my guitar!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

New comment on your post #405 “Discouraged”
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adrianC who the hell r u why post comment at my blogpage i dun fucking noe u check did u fucking tot i was sum1 else my link at sulyn’s blogpage muthafucker

seriously i cant stop laughing. how bout calling this person Spastico Spammero.

i shall not use vulgarities as you did. Because i have a cute friend who says it is wrong to do so. My blog needs to be rated U :p But you came in here and flame me straight. WOW. i thought, looks like there is some misunderstanding to be resolved.

first off, i thought Spastico Spammero probably got the wrong guy. Then even after Spastico Spammero see my picture, Spastico Spammero probably even assume it was me who posted on Spastico Spammero blog. Seriously, i DONT know any SPASTIC blog. And I dont even half KNOW CRAPPY BLOGS. Because from first impression everyone would have known its prolly filled with a page of vulgarities with nothing to read. Plus theres like thousands of AdrianC out there and thanks for choosing me. I know im famous Its funny how people can be right?

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U LOOK FUCKING UGLY WITH OR WITHOUT GLaSSES

New comment on your post #411 “DISTRACTION”
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who da fuck told u ppl who wear glasses look like nerds u judging bastard….btw u look like crap

Oh btw. haha here again im laughing

HAHAHAHHAHA

Im amused there are people who are so concerned over how i look like!HAHAHA

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seriously im not joking i think u need plastic surgery

Again i find it very amusing you still spam my blog with negative comments. Even when i implemented captcha. Now i can imagine a noob, somewhere in Malaysia typing all the captcha letter by letter just to SPAM ME and REFRESHING MY BLOG PAGE 2190348124908/minute just to see if i update it and you can flame me more. I am so plased to have someone so loyal to my blogging!

Seriously, spamming me with vulgarities will make your mum and dad so proud of you because every comment you make you took all the effort and time. and here I am laughing at what an arse this person is.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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stop deleting my comments u useless ugly doggg

Yes. I am really pleased because you took so much effort and time to post a comment in my blog. Even when it took you 29083490823 hours to think of such comments with your puny brain. And all i need to do is just click one button to DELETE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR COMMENTS.

Yes. I do enjoy doing that. What are you going to do with that? More captcha exercise? LOL
Running out of ideas, Spastico Spammero?

update: spammer identified and issue resolved. It seems that Aaron <– i dont know him but thinks im his friend, which is another Adrian and decided to crack up this spamming joke. <–haha

a case of misunderstanding but…another good reason why you shouldnt spam blogs

Election is a big game, you lose the people, you lose the game. Thats what i think, and people are indeed losing trust on the past government.

Samy: I wanna go home take bath

Pak Lah: “Kalah … kalah-lah (lose, lose lah).”

In this election we see blogger Jeff Ooi and ISA detainee Manoharan winning the seats they contested.

Coalition parties grabbed 4 states Kedah, Perak, Selangor, and Penang, with Kelantan failed to be taken over by BN

In the next 4 years, we will be seeing more on what the other parties can do. So it isnt BN’s monopoly after all and we malaysians have really voiced it out this time. By barely winning the majority is nothing to be proud about. When it is “game over”, you’ll have to start from the scratch. Gaining trust is not going to be an easy task once it is broken.

so,

Kalah, kalah-lah

evil plans to conquer earth.

Blogging right from my lappy now, not much pictures here. there will be updates soon.

MEanwhile, just to let you know im still here, right beside you

alive and kicking~

blog has been on vacation for half a month now…hmnnn

Cops question blogger Jeff Ooi

KUALA LUMPUR: Blogger Jeff Ooi was questioned by the police for about two hours over his remarks in an interview on Al-Jazeera news channel last month.

He was questioned at the Federal Commercial Crimes Department at Bukit Perdana following a police report lodged by an unidentified person against him on Nov 19.

The report alleged that Ooi tarnished the country’s image and caused racial tension with his statements in the Nov 10 interview pertaining to a protest organised by Bersih, a coalition of opposition parties and non-governmental organisations.

The interview was subsequently broadcast on YouTube since Nov 10.

Ooi was accompanied by three lawyers and arrived at the police headquarters at 1.30pm to record his statement and left at 3.15pm.

Three other police reports were lodged against Ooi on Nov 17.

soruce:thestar.com.my

Only a blogger and yet interrogated like a criminal! for 2 hours in the police station! scary isnt it? Sommore so sueh go police station! Careful what you touch on. If you touch boobs like Paris Hilton like me it might be okay but with the government getting stricter, becoming a political blogger can be really really dangerous. But if this happens, that means blogger does not have the right to give his/her own personal opinions on their blogs?

Life is a cycle. When we first came into this world as a baby, we were taken care by our ever-loving parents, we wear diapers and we laugh at children who are already all enough but yet still pee on the bed and wear diaper. But when people get too old, it’s about time they get some love by their children. Even when adults are all busy with work, their own family, becoming a famous blogger, so many dreams to achieve, nothing wrong with spending some time with them, after all, they spent most of their lives with their children.

But some people are being too ignorant. My neighbour, lets his/her own mother so laundry for them and taking care of their kids while they go to work. This is so wrong! How many years have they been doing all those housework? It’s about time for them to have some peace. There are nursing homes for those who need it is a good option. They can have lots of fun socializing, playing games and resting, rather than working, isn’t it? They have all sorts of plans work out to care for those we love. What’s more, their huge community enables them to share ideas on how to care for parents or grandparents. After all, they are as fragile as a new-born. Some houses are not even safe for them to stay (A lot of accidents can happen at home, according to statistics). Show them some love!

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I often write reviews for movies AFTER i watch them but this gives me the itch to blog about it even BEFORE it hits the screens.

Its like a nightmare come true, in the movie, at least. If you have liked Tim Burton movies, (legendary!) such as Corpse Bride <— my favourite!! in 2005, Planet of the Apes in 2001 and even the Batman movies and Edward the Scissors hands back in the good old days! , you definitely cant wait to watch this one.

Sweeney Todd!

And of all main characters, voila, its Johnny Depp as Sweeney Todd! Helooo Johnny Depp is freaking awesome in Pirates of The Carbibbean okay!! HELLLOO! you cant remember him? Cap’ain Jack Sparrow? woot

if my balls are still intact when i reach the age of 44 i want to pose like him and cam-whore like mad.

How often do you see a barber, hunger for revenge? Yes, its those barbers who cut your hair and give you a bad hair day, are now hungry for blood!

In fact, how does this barber, who once had a perfect life, a wife and children, LOCKED away for fifteen years for a crime he didn’t commit and was wrongly accused for it, takes his own sweet revenge? This is what action we hunger to see in this upcoming film, the way he is going to slit those throats and blood oozing out with that sharp blade, the very one your barber might have used on you. The plot revolves around the life of Sweeney Todd, from an innocent man, forced till the end when his wife and children died.

We all want revenge isn’t it? That’s the reality of live, an eye for an eye. Though they said, someone has to stop because revenge will continue on and on forever but to blame who, for they started it first?

From the theme alone, this movie would be extremely fun to watch! What’s better than watching your favourite barber from nightmare street, running around the city like a madman, not to cut your hair but to turn you into a lifeless corpse!

It is a must for everyone! and its coming out on December 21st, guaranteed to give you the fun just before Christmas!

The official movie site! visit the official Sweeney Todd movie site
Check out the trailer here
Of course, if you are a myspace addict, visit Sweeney Todd on MySpace

when will my star fall? come on, hit my backyard!

I don’t know if its the heat, or the atmosphere or the time of a new year is about to come. Again and again we endure years, being single, at the one moment we would break down and just want that special one just to be by our side. If we have one true love that is.

Maggie Q is so hawt she can BBQ my fury balls.

Summer is the time to fall in love! drinking tequila under the hot sun by the beach, hugging no other than your favourite girl. In my case, Malaysia is forever summer. Which explains my raging hormones! Especially after watching those ever-erotic love korean dramas.

HELOOOO! where is the love I want? i meant bumping into each other, exchanging phones? Or at the cinema, taking the wrong seat, apologizing and getting to know her? Perhaps even ice-skating, and bumping into her precious char siew bao( soft roundish pork bun, very juicy), apologizing again and again and yet get her phone number?

I saw the perfect girl, just an inch away from me on the skating ring, i saw the perfect girl when i was working, asking me whether that particular body wash (Shokobutsu promotion RM4.99 only) is still available, i saw the perfect girl, sitting at the row right in front of me while watching the horror movie.

MEOW anyone wants to keep a cat?

You think its easy to approach a girl and ask her number? Funny thing is, that can never happen. If the guy does that, he is called a cibai hamsap kia. If the girl does that, she is called a fuking cheap b!tch.

single for 19 years, never held hands, inexperienced in love, 100% virgin. Now in this heated summer holidays, who wants to date me?

Where is the love?

okay maybe I’ve been watching too many movies. again, holidays are killing me.

Old but still better than the ones nowadays. Not to be fussy but its not just a piece of machine. Its more like a wife. expensive to buy, and hard to maintain!

Plus it doesnt last forever. However imagine how much they can do for you? Its a wifi world nowadays. Wifi at Starbucks, Wifi in Univeristy, Wifi in McD, wifi even at home. A laptop to finish the dirty job of assignment is a must. A gaming notebook would be an excellent plus. Gaming on the road and also when you are tired of all work and no play.

Right now, I am no longer a Compaq fan though after what that had happened to me. I meant V3205TU was like a babe. A babe that you would get from the bar and lasted only a night. It was a fun and rough night and then *poof*. Then everything is over and done with.

However im rather interested with Toshiba laptop now. Its been a dream, well i just hope it arrives from UK safely before Christmas!. That would be a heavy present for Santa to bring but its happiness to me!

ahh Toshiba, like a dream come true.

oh should i get a mac? hmnnn

btw im off to Pahang tomorrow.

so peeps, hows your holidays goin? my butt feels itchy again. need to go out =)