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Have you ever been in the situation where you face like really really crappy ignorant people?

Just today, I was at the library, finishing my biochem lab report which is due this Thursday. I was at the quiet zone where EVERYONE there is supposed to breath slower because you can even hear yourself breathing. Yeah, if you even FART at a quiet zone that would be like bombing Hiroshima with a FART NUCLEAR MISSLE.

Observe silence notes are pasted on every single table in the quiet zone.

SO there I was when this hero came directly opposite me with his laptop. Then he started turning on the earphones with a freaking LOUD volume. It was so loud, I swear normal people would have internal organ bleedings and die on the spot.

Thats not the worse part. He started singing, and its like those crappy high tone sounds followed by soft mumbling. He doesn’t even know the lyrics but then he start to humm those TUNES OUT L-O-U-D.

he went like YEAAAAaaaaAAAaa~ AHHHHhhhhhaa~

It was so funny and annoying at the same time. Because in my mind, i could only think of one statement to describe him.

FUCKING RETARD. FISHING EGGTART

seriously. he sounded like a crazy guy. YOUUUUuuuuuuuuu~~!!! wtf?

Seriously, if I was really studying I would go straight at him and punch him in the face.

I cant even fart at a quiet zone and this guy is humming some fcking tunes out loud.

Thats not all, there was a group of 4 behind me discussing about perfumes for their written assignment.

WHat the hell?

b!aaaatches! Port Dickson beach! Why on EARTH do the librarians put up the notice on every single table if you are just going to be an ignorant crap. I seriously dont understand which part of SILENCE in the warning paper they dont understand.

This is how ignorant some people can be. WOoooOOOo~.

edit: see. this is what happens when you make your blog posts suitable for viewers of all age. fishing doesnt sound right. :p and speaking of beach, i wanna gooo!

All my troubles seems so far away……

Yeah. that was yesterday. Trouble is coming STRAIGHT at me from this second onwards.

I know. PROCRASTINATION is such a FUN thing to DO!

tomoro la. plenty of time left.

but then just when you realise it, its already too late.

time never waits.

p.s my i have some boob pain yesterday. No, its not a lump.  I was doin dumbells while watching TVB drama. wrong move. Did that for like 15 minutes then the pain on my boob was so unbearable i fell off the chair after that. wtf.

If you see my left boob larger than normal, dont ask. *whistles*

WHY I GIVE UP ADVERTLETS? AND I SWITCH TO NUFFNANG?

TOP ONE AND ONLY REASON WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER TRUST ADVERTLETS.

and yes, you dont need TOP TEN REASONS you just need one fucking reason: they dont pay you for what you earn.

and below are my attempts to contact advertlets:

my first ticket to their so-called newly updated SUPPORT SITE.

and i replied to my own question with another question 3 days later and it sounded like a fucking retard talking myself to the wall.

this is my second attempt. NOTICE that now i have put CRITICAL as priority

but now that it seems to me that they dont check their half-assed support site, i resort to emailing the owner of advertlets: Josh

OH yea Josh, WHAT DA HELL DO YOU PUT UP YOUR EMAIL WHEN YOU DONT REPLY THEM? i doubt you even check ur mail.

can somebody explain why my CASH which is supposed to be given to me last year is TAKING more than 6 freakin months to process?

*26/3 earlier today Josh called me personally and rectified the problem. personally i dont like do this just to get my questions answered because this is not why a support team should do: put you in low priority and after 6 months come telling you, no, you will never get your money isnt it? im not going to debate or accuse people but this is the time where some improvements need to be done, thats all. and yeah i was really irritated and angry i acted like a horny child. they said they will fx this in 1 weeks time now lets see how it goes.

-post edited to remove flaming/’pissed-off’ status

i just had my best 30 minutes just now..

and no, its not 30 minutes of s3x or 30 minutes with Paris Hilton or anything like that.

I just had the best 30 minutes full body workout- the good old days way.

It started off with a quiet evening when I was cooking dinner for the family. After finishing, i made sure i turned off everything, the stove, the fans, the rice cooker and washed everything up.

A job well done and there I was, resting myself with my newly downloaded PSP games- not the full version but original demos.

Just then my mum yelled at me, WHATS THAT WATER SOUND.

I went downstairs and…. damn. I forgot to turn off the water filter. We have a water filter connected to a huge basin to store filtered water.

OMG the water…its like….the house just flooded.

Its my fault!

So I was there, using the mop at first. Nope, it aint working. Then i smartly used plastic bags, spread and pull the water out. Yeah, its working, for about 2 minutes or so. Then it gets harder. But the water is still there.

So i returned to the good old mop, squeezing them with my feet, mopping and squeeze them again with my feet.

WAKAO the amount of water, doesnt seem to get less. Finally,I used two old cloths, using it to suck the water, squeexe them with my hands, and again and again and again.

That went on for 30 minutes! So you coulds have imagined how much water was stuck there in my kitchen.

Despite spraining my ankle just the other day during running, I did that all today. It was a total body workout- the traditional way, yeah like in those kungfu movies, carrying pails of water and squeezing all those water out.

argh right now i can still feel my whole body muscle tingling.

My best 30 minutes workout. ever. but dont expect me to flood my house again! arghhhhh

there I was, benefiting from my stupid mistake. A reminder: always turn off your tap!

How hard have you fought for something? 

How hard have you tried to hang on?

 How hard have you tried to put yourself to a test?

I dont know about you guys but Im pretty sure I, myself have not thought about that, until this post at least. I’m born with 2 legs, 2 hands, brains and everything a normal person has. Im not born in a goddam rich family but I still dont have to eat sweet potatoes everyday. Heck do you know that even sweet potatoes are expensive nowadays?

I have no idea how i spent my all these years. I always considered myself very very lucky. Because Ive always got good results in school. 5A’s UPSR? easy. 7A’s PMR? breezy. and SPM 9A1 1B3 1B4. not perfect but yet a little scholarship from Taylors to go SAM. then SAM TER95%. not bad. then in  Monash University, screwed up my first year and yet with distinctions, credit and pass. no fail.

 I confess I really havent try hard at all in my life. I dont have to study under streetlights. I dont have to char keuy teow or rubber tappping while studying.

Yet, I cant seem to fullfill that easy task. Of putting myself to be one of the best. I have been procrastrinating all my new year resolutions as well.

KNOW WHAT IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO?

cut down weight. failed

play the guitar. failed

study hard. failed.

Everything that i plan is barely a plan.

 I planned to work during my 4 months university break. worked for 4 days for Rm100+. thats all. big fail

Plan have a body like chad micheal murray. failed again.

Planned to be a good daddy’s mommy’s kid. ended up playing games for 2 whole months. failed.

 Planned to enter Malaysian Idol and practise singing. failed.

Im not perfect. Im far from perfect.

But i never tried to be perfect. thats the worse part. In the end, Im living my life as a pretender. looking good outside but rubbish inside.

Its time for an extreme makeover. wish me luck.