HE : I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must’ve been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don’t you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I’ve already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven’t I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I’m a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what’s your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

I want to be a vampire!

why? havent u seen TWILIGHT yet? go see it!!!

come back hoo~~ come back hoo~ *chinese voodoo style*

Don’t worry, i shall survive on potato chips and be a couch potato for my anime and tvb dramas. Oh yeah feels damn good *sips on that coke*

Well, some of my friends out there are already earning $$$ while me still slacking. But, but u cant blame me! I still cant get over all the assignments and lab reports, weeks of procrastination hard work. It feels like yesterday. rushing to get assignments done, studying for exams and screwing up the papers. Ugh not to mention results is coming out tomorrow evening. dang it! DANG IT!

Oh oh oh yeah i did applied for work in Singapore but i didnt get it. Im telling you, they will regret not making use of my expertise. Should i contribute to our own country then? Heloo, i think after 2 years of trying hard to stay awake all those lectures, i must have learnt something that can help somebody (like help myself for some $$$$?) lol hmnnn…

Oh yeah after belanja Lok Chai buffet lunch today we went to watch ‘Quarantine’. It was awesome and i almost threw out everything that i ate for lunch in tht afternoon. Sashimi chicken ice kacang salmon trout cheese cake salad oyster prawns bananas to name a few. wtf. The whole movie is AWESOME. its like a freaking rollecoaster ride. Of course during the movie i got scared and almost peed in my pants and hugged my buddy beside me. urgh here comes another moment of Adrian’s Ghey Tales. Its an amateur camera movie like Cloverfield but its much better since its way less dizzy.

So..right now im blogging from Starbucks. Ill put up some pics as eye candy later. Meanwhile stick with the ugly-looking-post-with-lots-of-lost-word-with-no-pictures.

i know. im nuts. alot of nuts. or maybe just two too nuts.

its my birthday today so i guess my nuts have grown bigger? 20 years and still producing..er i mean still looking good! haha thanks to all my buddies!!! i get ur messages!

for those still having exams, boo ya! mines over-ed-ed-ed-ed! hahahahaha party like a rock star wohoo. for those young buddies in SPM jyjy. big bro here wish u all the best.

*continue partying*

Ano, if you guys are a fan of japanese stuffs like me (sexy and pretty japanese girls) then maybe you should head down to Sunway Pyramid, Subang Jaya to the Japanese Food Fair which is happening from 29th Oct to 2nd Nov. They have got some pretty good MADE IN JAPAN stuffs at 10% discount. The store is Shojikiya, located in Sunway Pyramid too so if you’re hard core, u can go ahead to their store.

And the best part is its not THAT expensive. Heres what i got for RM52:

Persimmon seeds! bought 2 packets so its RM5.90×2

Fruits candy RM6.90

Matcha green tea. bought 2 packets so its 2x RM16.90. I tried once in Starbucks green tea latte (according to my friend its matcha green tea) and I am addicted to it. Matcha green tea is made of shade grown green tea and from finest tea buds. It is also used in tea ceremony and unlike normal green tea which has a stronger roasted smell, matcha green tea is sweeter

And if u spend RM50 and above, you get to spin some wheel thingy to get some prize. Of course, I got the best stuff: a goodie bag. Heres whats inside

rice cake!

Pucca Choco pretzels

seaweed. made in singapore punya tho.

noodles. made in hong kong =.=

There, so if your in town go there and cure your Japanese hunger. Theres alot of other stuffs like rice cakes, biscuits, miso soup ingredients and stuffs. But careful as some of the stuff like seaweed and noodles or biscuits are made in singapore =.= I dont want support Singapore, can? I want support Japan. Plus please dont buy from China can? Later got melanine. lol

But i didnt spot any Japanese lingerie model or anything so..

keep running, keep running, jia you jia you 陈文财!

郭采洁 – 隐形超人 <3

If only life is that good.

happy guy in toilet

a walking zombie?

this is how we nap

okay thats enough!

Pictures taken in Monash University Library, when too stressed up with revision Pictures are all blurry because did not focus. just like how i couldnt focus in my revision =.=

but guess what? its all over now.
its holidays now! whoo *been a week now since holiday*

and definitely rotting at home =.=

*fixing the theme*

*upgrading wordpress engine if necessary*

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My desktop wallpaper

My wallet

My handphone (tiny dick SE K550i )

My soft-board

tell me, if this isnt love, what is thiss?

uhm another siao siao stalker case? crazy?

Yes. I finally finnaly finally got her album! I didnt buy it when I was in One Utama KL because i was blur. You cant blame me! And what do we do when we have a special album in our hands? POSE!

front

back

gotta pose with my guitar

as pretty as Marié

And i actually let that cd run for 4 hours! i listen to her songs for 4 hours non stop. whoa. im crazy for her

Here are a few pics of Marié Digby from my camera when she was performing live in Kuala Lumpur 1 Utama. It wass awesome! She was awesome!

the beautiful set

there were so many people there and it was so crowded. It was so hot and there was a lady who fainted while waiting. btw thats Lance the guitarist on the left and Marié on the right.

I was blocked by this guy with his video camera. So everytime i take pictures i have this light effect! grrr. But luckily I was tall because my friend’s friend was complaining that all he could take was pictures of other people cameras! =.=

see what i meant?

I like her…outfit too.

cuteness +100%

thumbs up! ^^

Make sure you grab her album okay! Her asian version of Unfold has bonus tracks which are 5 acoustic tracks. you will regret it if you dont get it! Its only RM38! Support Marié! I will kill u and hunt u down if you dont…

this is the first time im so crazy about someone else, im beginning to become afraid of myself. wow.

MSN

Marié Youtube Channel
Marié Myspace
Marié Facebook
I was at her online concert

Yay. tonight sleep dream of her again…

Yes. Stupid blogger.

Today we wanted to have a break from all the exam stress and everything so me Eric and Lok Soon decided to go have a good meal at Sunway Pyramid. As we go by the Monash illegal carpark (the jungle beside monash where u dont have to pay RM2 per entry but occasionally your car gets invaded by bugs, pests, mosquitoes, ants, snakes, AND MONKEYS) we actually saw 2 of those faggots. YES 2 GAY MONKEYS leaping from car to car.

These monkeys completely think they own that piece of the land. My friends car’s antenna got RIPPED off by them. I wonder if they think of it as a JOYSTICK or was doing some bad monkey handjob.

One of our senior actually got a souvenir on her car as well.

Yes. they do mark their territory.

They were across the road and they knew we were staring at them. This blogger forgot that he actually has a 7.1 Megapixels OLYMPUS camera with 5x optical zoom which he won last year from a KLUE magazine contest with him. All he could think was

HAH U STUPID MONKEYS IVE GOT YOU THIS TIME. IM GONNA CAPTURE YOU AND BLOG ABOUT UR GOOD DEEDS TO US MONASHIANS.

And he took out his small dick puny 2MP K550i Sony Ericsson camera phone and try hard to ‘CAPTURE’ it without any freaking zoom.

And guess what. He was too shiok with taking photos, he got too near and that MONKEY almost got his head.

DO you have any idea how it feels when you are so close to a freaking monkey who is showing its sharp teeth and about to turn into some INCREDIBLE HULK?

And who is this blogger?

ME!

FREAKIN HELL I ALMOST LOST MY HEAD THERE OKAY.

i did a backjump that i swear my pants almost fell off in the process.

and my mum wasnt doing any help when i told her about this.

Mum: Ya know, monkey teeth is extremely sharp. My friend got bitten before on the leg and she lost a single piece of meat! They actually have to take meat from her butt to fix her leg.

are u seriousss?

Wait, if i lose my head, i dont see how the huge chunk of meat from my butt can fit into the socket. i dont want to look like…

This is unrelated but just feel like talking about it. One thing that single people always complain is how lonely they are. I admit, yes im filled with jealousy everytime a couple hold hands and walk past me. Then I will complain about how lonely I am again. But come to think of it, having a girlfriend isnt really that much of a big deal. <– what did i just say?? Having good friends are way much better. It has been a long time since i met any new friends so i feel kinda sad for myself.

And having good food is better than friends :p oops okay just kidding friends forever alright?

Today while waiting for my dad to pick me up, this gal who have been my course mate for a year and a half now came talk to me. Ive seen her in classes, in tutorials, but i barely remember her name. I tried hard to remember while talking to her bout the test we just did, and about her hometown. Then she introduced herself and I intro-ed myself- which is an embarrassment on my part. Why did i say i have not made new friends for a long time now? Because i forgot the simplest thing in the beginning of a friendship- shake hands and the ‘nice-to-meet-you’ part. The thing is guys are always engrossed with getting the chick’s number, getting the chick’s msn or friendster where we open it up and stare at your picture for 1000 times that we forgot the simplest thing to do: walking up to someone you dont know but you would like to meet, shake hands and just be friends!

I feel shame on my part because being course mates for half a year now, I dont really know everyone in my course. While there is this gal who used to take SAM with me and is also in my course now but we were not that close. We used to say hi smile bye in the beginning but soon after, she get on with her peers and i get on with my circle of friends and sometimes we just dont even smile to each other anymore. This, i feel is very sad because sometimes i look at her and just expecting to see a reaction but there is none.

So stop feeling bad about yourself and start smiling to the world. I feel that its the positive energy we release that attracts friends into our lives not how we look like or what we are. agreeable?

p.s fine i admit. I just wanted to brag about how a pretty girl actually talk to me today (feels good after letting it out blehh) oh i feel shes interesting too and shes from sarawak

Monash University examination period~ 6th to 20th

all the best