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VELOCITY KL MUSIC FEST 2006:
For the dance enthusiasts and the music lovers, wait no more because the biggest and most happening music fest is here! Ill be there so if u need ‘kaki’ call me!

i know even after the tiring Beach Party i still go out to party! i was supposed to go to ROck The World 7 with my high school juniors(they just finished SPM) but was too lazy to take the train all alone to get to the Stadium Merdeka so thought i would just bug around with my dad at the Open Day first.

SO my dad was working for the Open Day at Sunway University College. If u guys dont know Monash Campus(the current old one) is rite beside or inside the compound of Sunway campus. So i was supposed to hang around there listening to talks and enquire bout studies. Met Joe and his daddy(daddy Joe is handsome!) and so we went to talks together. First one about Biotechnology in terms of career prospects. Was not really informative actually but there are still parents who are not convinced with the future of biotechnology. Bloody hell this is really discouraging man. Everyone i meet is like Adrian arrr why biotech? no job lar! no job lar! JOBLESS WAN! okay so i do like bio and i like making babies. (oops!) and this made me really undecided. I think im going to get straight and be a prostitute instead. Sure got job. Then next time when ppl ask Adrian,WHAT u studying? PROSTITUTION AND PIMP-ING. if they are not sure whether got job or not i can give them BLOWJOB instead.

Moving on we go to the Engineering talk by this guai low from dunnoe-where-land(didnt bother to know actually) and Joe was right. He was thinking of taking CHEMICAL ENGINEERING and told me he would suffer if he get this professor as a lecturer. No, seriously he is freaking hypnotic. He doesnt have the energy channelled to us ya know just pure boredom in his speech. The only part interesting was when he talk about the TOP 20 ENGINEERING ADVANCEMENTS which includes computer, internet, telecommunication and so on. its really weird that internet or planes does not top the list. Planes are on 2nd place i think. It kept us guessing what is the NUMBER ONE Engineering Advancement. After that he told us that NUMBER ONE is something to do with electricity technology which is quite true actually. Without Electricity all the TOP 100000 till million Advancements and technology wont function. DAMN! and i was thinking the ultimate number one would be VIBRATING CONDOMS.

oh yea speaking of vibrating condoms do ya all know Durex released its latest product the ultimate sensational (or should i say sex-sational) product the VIBRATING CONDOM in Malaysia? YAY! MALAYSIA BOLEH! finally we dont have to buy expensive imported vibrating condoms. i think OSIM should start one massager specially just for men: OSIM iVIBRATE. would be damn relaxing. (or rather an automated masturbater shhh!)

ohh and i was about to go to Stadium Merdeka when my dad was busy with the Open Day. Thought i would take a train there but i was freaking lazy. And my ‘gang’ who is supposed to be there with me ffk-ed me(let aeroplane go). seems that the main actress of my gang got sick >.<>

Didnt intend to put in any application but they say i could save RM100 registration fees by putting in an application on that OPEN DAY. so i went ahead photostated my IC and handed in the form. (who doesnt want to save RM100? ^^)

Now it all seems like AMAZING RACE to me with a road block ahead. Should i stay to listen to Mr.Paul Moss(yeah that guy from MALAYSIAN IDOL) talk about media and communications or to Sunway Pyramid to like totally window shopping alone. Hard decision, but chose to be at Pyramid.

hours spent at Sunway Pyramid window shopping: 3hours

money spent for this whole Saturday:RM2.70

couples met at Sunway Pyramid: lost count

couples met not holding hands:0

total jealousy for the day for being lonely and alone: 180%

YES! i was totally alone. Joe went home and Kavi didnt quite respond after i said ill be goin to Pyramid when i saw her. *sobsob* Watching movie is a good way to kill time. Walked into the cinema ticketing booth while thinking: WHERE ARE ALL THE BLOODY SINGLES GO? all sucked up at home watching DVDs alone? all i could see are couples couples couples everywhere! grrr..decided not to go to for movie cos dont wanna end up watching couples holding hands and kissing in the cinema instead. (i know im lame but the JEALOUSY GRRR!)

went to the bowling center and there are pro players playing for some tournament. ended up watching them play and absorbing their skills. haha! wanted to go learn bowling when saw BOWLING CLASSES RM30 per month only. PRIMARY AND SECONDARY SCHOOL ONLY. oh so older ppl cannot learn bowling laaar? older ppl throw their balls wont go in the drain laaar? ok.must.control.myself.

then want to be a bookworm and went MPH. saw this self help book by Sean Covey(cant remember the title) but its a self help book for teens. Just reading through when saw something inspriring about TEENAGERS AND SEX.

“we are human, we arent like animals. We can control the urge to having sex. There are infact ppl who managed to control themselves.”

Which is quite true acually. i think the best MALE is not judged by how big his coconuts are or how long is that THING but by his behavior and ability to control onself. (meeeh i barely said that cos mines a twig between two small tomatoes. haha!

And example case was given. I cant remember the name so i shall call them Jack and Jill(jack is the male rite?) so jack and jill are couples, Jill dumped Jack for Adrian(Jill is hot and she deserves a hot guy like me) and Jack come tumbling down the hill. After that Adrian DUMPED Jill and Jill got upset went back to Jack, saying how bad she dumped Jack, that Jack is the only one for her and wants to get back with Jack, trying to seduce Jack into bed. Jack was thinking Jill might be using sex to lure Jack back into the relationship or anything and he SAID NO to the sexy Jill.

Sean Covey’s conclusion: WE CAN CONTROL OUR URGE AND DESIRE for sex

Adrian’s conclusion: Jack is just jealous i got to sleep with Jill first

And im a freaking good boy okay. Im proud i made it through the entire Saturday by only spending RM2.70 on one roll of popiah! my breakfast and lunch was given free by the Sunway Cafeteria taukeh. Im not kidding but the food at the cafeteria is waaaaaay better than any cafeteria at colleges ive eaten. And its cheap too! And im not kiam siap(translate:not willing to spend money) okay. Im more than willing to spend money on my girlfriend if she wants to buy her bikini. And i just got my first credit card today. Dont have to worry about cash drying up in wallet foo~

p.s i know long one but i just feel like doing it. RANT! ^^