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Have you ever been in the situation where you face like really really crappy ignorant people?

Just today, I was at the library, finishing my biochem lab report which is due this Thursday. I was at the quiet zone where EVERYONE there is supposed to breath slower because you can even hear yourself breathing. Yeah, if you even FART at a quiet zone that would be like bombing Hiroshima with a FART NUCLEAR MISSLE.

Observe silence notes are pasted on every single table in the quiet zone.

SO there I was when this hero came directly opposite me with his laptop. Then he started turning on the earphones with a freaking LOUD volume. It was so loud, I swear normal people would have internal organ bleedings and die on the spot.

Thats not the worse part. He started singing, and its like those crappy high tone sounds followed by soft mumbling. He doesn’t even know the lyrics but then he start to humm those TUNES OUT L-O-U-D.

he went like YEAAAAaaaaAAAaa~ AHHHHhhhhhaa~

It was so funny and annoying at the same time. Because in my mind, i could only think of one statement to describe him.

FUCKING RETARD. FISHING EGGTART

seriously. he sounded like a crazy guy. YOUUUUuuuuuuuuu~~!!! wtf?

Seriously, if I was really studying I would go straight at him and punch him in the face.

I cant even fart at a quiet zone and this guy is humming some fcking tunes out loud.

Thats not all, there was a group of 4 behind me discussing about perfumes for their written assignment.

WHat the hell?

b!aaaatches! Port Dickson beach! Why on EARTH do the librarians put up the notice on every single table if you are just going to be an ignorant crap. I seriously dont understand which part of SILENCE in the warning paper they dont understand.

This is how ignorant some people can be. WOoooOOOo~.

edit: see. this is what happens when you make your blog posts suitable for viewers of all age. fishing doesnt sound right. :p and speaking of beach, i wanna gooo!

All my troubles seems so far away……

Yeah. that was yesterday. Trouble is coming STRAIGHT at me from this second onwards.

I know. PROCRASTINATION is such a FUN thing to DO!

tomoro la. plenty of time left.

but then just when you realise it, its already too late.

time never waits.

p.s my i have some boob pain yesterday. No, its not a lump.  I was doin dumbells while watching TVB drama. wrong move. Did that for like 15 minutes then the pain on my boob was so unbearable i fell off the chair after that. wtf.

If you see my left boob larger than normal, dont ask. *whistles*

this morning i woke up happily, young, single and available and was doing a bit of porn websurfing before I’d hit the threadmills.

Then i saw them near my mousepad.

ok not as scary as this one because if i really see these i would be at the corner of my house crying, not typing out a blog post.

I start killing them by squashing them by hand. I really really hate them because they are so small and yet they cause big big troubles when they bite you. That itchiness is like wtfSOSBBQlalamuimamapapa.

Thats not all. The worse is that they are like evolved into mini skunks or something. Everytime you press them to kill them, they are ABSOFREAKINGLY smelly! like skunk smelly. like unwashed armpits smelly.

Just the other day i was eating my chocolates. I swallowed it into my mouth when i taste a funny familiar taste- no not chocolate but ANTS! AND A WHOLE FREAKING LOT OF THEM.

Ants: finally after hours I see light. lets bite his stomach walls and leave him a good souvenir near the A-hole on our way out.

And then 1 or 2 of them ALWAYS have to drop dead into your water tumbler.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHH

THEY ARE LIKE ALL OVER MY MODEM TOO!

They are carrying some white stuffs which are their eggs i think. Interesting thing is that THEY dont freakin MOVE at all. NO, they are not dead because when i touch them they move an inch then stop. Its like they know im blogging about them right now and they are playing DEAD.

lets see them stop forever when i spray them with Shieldtox. muahahahaha

Guitar strings! not my G-string! ahem ahem

Yeah, so the other day I had no choice but to bring my guitar all the way to “Guitar Collection” Sunway Pyramid to change the strings. I know there are plenty of tutorials out there on how to change the strings but when you are new to all this:

1. You are afraid

2. You are scared

3. You go like: argh just let the pro do it!

So there I was and the pretty young lady behind the counter helped me by showing it how to do it. Its pretty simple its like changing baby diapers.

1. Firstly unscrew the screws on the head of the guitar. The strings get loosen.

2. From there, just pull out those white little buttons behind the bridge.

3.Insert the new strings into the hole and put that white buttons in, (with the hole on the buttons facing the bridge).

4. Pull it hard enough till it clicks and locks tight.

5. Insert it into the holes at the head. Leave the strings loose on the fretboard cos you gonna screw it up. Screw it back and let it turn for around 2-3 rounds.

Lastly tune your guitar before cutting off the extra new strings and THATS IT.

simple and yet I didnt do it myself. Well, so now I know!

p.s guitar strings: RM17

Here I am eating my seafood speghetti with Mr.Shiphire from Shiphire’s Dustbin. Yup this is our lunch after him getting trapped in Monash while I was locked out when they had their fire drill this morning.

YUM YUM! My set comes with a peppermint tea(which is awesome!) a vegie pasta-sauce-like soup(dam shiok its like tomato puree with vegies in it!) and Tiramisu cake(awesome! cake sprinkled with coffee on it owwwwww)

This huge lamb chop belongs to Mr Shiphire now!

Its called Lamb Shank! yum yum! HUGE bones so little meat. His set comes with mushroom soup. Mushroom soup here damn nice I tell you (Shiphire, 2008).

OH yea, its a good place to eat! Try it! And we blogged straight using their wifi. (wifi abuse)

Oh dear, we are supposed to be finishing our work today! Okay going to starbucks next!

p.s I totally forgot to mention we wore green color shirts, black pants and nike shoes. WE REALLY DIDNT PLAN ANYTHING BEFOREHAND! we are not gays mind you but i think we are when we go have lunch together and drink coffee together. damm

wait i still like girls

~Photos stolen from Shiphire (he allowed it :p)